I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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