I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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