i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
the condom got lost in my hair
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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