when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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