That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
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