So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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