Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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