He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
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