I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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