I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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