dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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