Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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