Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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