I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
My dick has a subreddit
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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