Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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