I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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