I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
false alarm. still invincible.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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