your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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