Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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