I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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