Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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