is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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