Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
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