I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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