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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
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