hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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