You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Boobs speak an international language.
Boobs are out for the taking
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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