addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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