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I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history

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(502): View more from Kentucky

He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie

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(714): View more from California

im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me

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(757): View more from Virginia

I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps

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(804): View more from Virginia

If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.

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(314): View more from Missouri

If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME

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