come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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