I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
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