She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Bang-toberfest begins!!
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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