Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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