SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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