i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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