I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Ladies don't puke and tell
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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