Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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