i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
You did what with his pubic hair?
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