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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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