i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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