He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
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