Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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