I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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