Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Pappa wants mamma naked
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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