Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
