I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
be right there i have to get my cape
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Randomize
