i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
MIDGETS
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I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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