Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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