does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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