I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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