Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Two words: nipple clamps
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