Can i not drive my cunt home
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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