The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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